There is more to life than eating
For there is drinking too
But there is more to life than drinking
Sometimes I need to pooh

But eating, drinking, shitting
Are all beyond the pail
For when it comes to fucking
It’s pleasure without fail

So my joy tonight when presented thus
With food and meat galore
With hardy men who swear and cuss
With wine each corse to pour

To top it all with brain and ball
Still sliding down my gullet
I’m going to both shit and fuck you all
Because I have not bought my wallet

Tig

After my rendition of the above I lost my wallet on the way home. Funny… for you.