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What would one need were one to set out on a boating odyssey from Hurley to Walton…

Release 1.3 – Don’t forget the smallest packed bag competition…

Everyone
A tankard – obviously, north or south
Chef’s whites
Sleeping bag
Roll-mat
Pillow case
Torch
Leathery Man / Swiss Army knave
Gloves for lady hands
Toothbrush
Soap
TP for my bung-hole
Dad-brain safe shorts
Sun cream
Matches
Waterproofs
Phone charger
Random nauticalia
Speedos
Towel
A good book
Hat
Yes, and some clothes
All in a waterproof bag.

Si
6 pairs chef’s gingham shorts 1×32″, 4×34″, 1×36″
6 chef’s hats for various bonce sizes
Two man tent
Bangras
Axe
Tom’s solar charger
Shoreditch House glasswear

Matt
Two man tent
Serious knives
Meat rub
Cool box with:
- Cool
- Bacon, sausages, etc for 2 breakfasts
- Large side of beef

Marcus
Two man tent
Slightly too tight golfing shorts
Washin-up liquid
Scrubber…
Fire lighters

Hokey Kokey
Radio
Tin foil
Olive oil / cooking
Salt
Pepper
Horseradish
Himself…
No, hang on, not himself…
Yes, himself…
No, no, wait, not himself…
Himself.

Gilly
Corkscrew
Bottle-opener
A shit-box?
Two draught kegs?
Presidency/captaincy

Tig
Gay captain’s hat
Extra roll-mat for Si
Fishing rod and associated catastrophe
Padlock and chains for boats
Surgical spirit
Hatchet
Walkie talkies
Colemans gas lamp
Maps
Sugary diabetic supplies
Camp water container (gallon bag)
Adhesive, gaffer, string, zip ties, needle & waxed thread
Back-up old school unlocked indestructible Nokia
Tea towel
Mosquito coils
Spatula and BBQ fork
Pencil

Supplied with boat:
Waterproof canvas cover with hoops
Two pairs of sculls
Paddle boat hook
Mooring spikes and mallet
Sleeping and rowing mats (not much cop for sleeping from memory)
Double burning stove and gas
Plates and cups
Frying pan and dishes
Knives and Forks
Washing up bowl
Bottle and Tin-opener!!!