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Twelve days of a Meat Club christmas, by our very own Little Chef

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On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A partridge in a pear jus.

On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two roasted doves,
And a partridge in a pear jus.

On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three Flambéed hens,
Two roasted doves,
And a partridge in a pear jus.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four confit birds,
Three Flambéed hens,
Two roasted doves,
And a partridge in a pear jus.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five golden nuggets,
Four confit birds,
Three Flambéed hens,
Two roasted doves,
And a partridge in a pear jus.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six geese a la orange,
Five golden nuggets,
Four confit birds,
Three Flambéed hens,
Two roasted doves,
And a partridge in a pear jus.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven swans avec frites,
Six geese a la orange,
Five golden nuggets,
Four confit birds,
Three Flambéed hens,
Two roasted doves,
And a partridge in a pear jus.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight buxom wenches to serve,
Seven swans avec frites,
Six geese a la orange,
Five golden nuggets,
Four confit birds,
Three Flambéed hens,
Two roasted doves,
And a partridge in a pear jus.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine lap dancers,
Eight buxom wenches to serve,
Seven swans avec frites,
Six geese a la orange,
Five golden nuggets,
Four confit birds,
Three Flambéed hens,
Two roasted doves,
And a partridge in a pear jus.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten bottles a-Chateau (Mouton-Rothschild 1982),
Nine lap dancers,
Eight buxom wenches to serve,
Seven swans avec frites,
Six geese a la orange,
Five golden nuggets,
Four confit birds,
Three Flambéed hens,
Two roasted doves,
And a partridge in a pear jus.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven Cohiba Lanceros,
Ten bottles a-Chateau (Mouton-Rothschild 1982),
Nine lap dancers,
Eight buxom wenches to serve,
Seven swans avec frites,
Six geese a la orange,
Five golden nuggets,
Four confit birds,
Three Flambéed hens,
Two roasted doves,
And a partridge in a pear jus.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve drumsticks,
Eleven Cohiba Lanceros,
Ten bottles a-Chateau (Mouton-Rothschild 1982),
Nine lap dancers,
Eight buxom wenches to serve,
Seven swans avec frites,
Six geese a la orange,
Five golden nuggets,
Four confit birds,
Three Flambéed hens,
Two roasted doves,
And a partridge in a pear jus.