Final farewell – Ode to the Meat

It’s been a popular verse for many a meat club, but as this decade draws to a close, it’s time to reach out and compose a new piece of poetic meat ballad. So farewell you have served us well:

“Man is a carnivorous production,
And must have meals, at least one meal a day;
He cannot live, like woodcocks, upon suction,
But, like the shark and tiger, must have prey;
Although his anatomical construction
Bears vegetables, in a grumbling way,
Your laboring people think beyond all question,
Beef, veal, and mutton better for digestion.”

Lord Byron (1788-1824)

Meat Club – Possible new tracks

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The Boundary: 7th Birthday Special

Meat Poetry

Boating Odyssey

Carniverous Carnality (An ecstacy in four thrusts)

Goodman: A near religious experience

Real sweetmeats

Sweetmeats

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